I am Titaha the left arm of the glasses
I am Nysten the right arm of the glasses
I think we feel like sticks
Our body is a very distinctive colour
We Need to learn a bit more English so we can
communicate with each other
Everyday we hear people talking about how they know how to speak
good English and we get very jealous
At night we always fight with each other because feel so weird.
We really like the smell of earwax and we also enjoy the taste of our
owners sweat after he does his work out. I think me and Nysten need
to have a wash because we smell like human saliva.
And the lenses keep complaining on how were so talkative and how
the rest of the body has to sit on a nose all day everyday.And we
also use the lenses as our beds because it very comfortable and the
desk ain’t comfortable at all.
KO Titaha ahau te ringa maui o ngā mohiti.
KO Nysten ahau te ringa matau o ngā mohiti.
Ki aku whakaaro he rakau ta maua ahua.
Me ako maua i te reo Ingarihi kia korero tahi maua ia maua.
Ia ra ka rongo taua ki nga tangata e korero ana me ta maua puhaehae.
I te po ka whawhai maua kia maua i te mea whakapairua maua.
Tino pai te kakara o te taeturi me te reka hoki o te kawa
tŌtā o ta maua kaitiaki i muri i tana kori tinana. Ki aku whakaaro
me uwhiuwhi taua ko Nysten i te mea he haunga ta maua
kakara hawera tangata. Me te amuamu nui o nga mowhiti raro na
to taua ngutu nui me te mea tino pouri ia, na te mea me noho ia i
runga i te ihu o ta matou kaitiaki ia ra. Ka whakamahi hoki taua
ko Nysten ii nga mowhiti raro hei moenga mo taua.
