Partner Picture Prompt

It was a sunny day out when a man decided to go for a jog on a dirt path. There was something odd about this man… he was thicker than ever. 5 minutes into the man's jog he decided to take off all his clothes and run naked. In the distances a hippo spotted him and started to charge after him He tripped up on his big feet. He got up to see that the hippo was closer than he thought. The man was freaking out so he stole a little kids bike and started riding away. But what this man didn’t know is that the hippo is fast as and started catching up to him. He ditched the bike and jumped into a purple push. He was feeling happy but he heard the thick hippo making noises near the bush he was in. He tried to move from push to push but the hippo caught him in the action. The hippo pulled out a glock and said “get on my back now”. The man was arguing with the hippo who he soon found out the hippo was a Cop. The man said “GET AWAY FROM ME CONSTABLE HIPPO”. The man started sprinting as fast as he could. But as you know..his big feet got in the way of that, and Constable Hippo caught up to him yet again. He grabbed the man's big wrist and handcuffed them and then tied him to his back. The hippo started making some mean as sound effects which were “weeoweeoweeoweeoweeoweeowee”